How do you plan to spend the evening on Election Day?

Hoping economic liberty (Romney) defeats economic slavery (Obama)

I’ll be working as an election judge, to protect everyone’s constitutional right to vote and choose the governing leaders of our great country.

I will play Nostradamus and make some predictions:

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Obama will win a second term.

Romney will over perform fellow Massachusetts presidential candidates Michael Dukakis and John Kerry. And under perform John McCain from 2008.

Utah will go 90% for Romney…but it doesn’t matter since he loses his ‘home states’ of Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Michigan and California.

Ohio will go to Obama. The victory will be traced back to the 2008 Big Three Auto Bailout and the lack of Romney support. A Key swing state again proves its worth.

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Big turnout for a perceived close election will boost Democrat turnout. What is thought to be a razor thin margin is a popular landslide of more than 5%.

Early voting is key. Election day lines are long and slow.

Hispanics vote 70% for Obama.

Blacks over 90%.

Gays over 90%.

Single mothers are the other key, voting 70% for Obama.

Obama will also win swing states of New Hampshire, Iowa, Virginia, Nevada, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.

Obama will lose North Carolina and Florida.

Romney gets the demented senior Alzheimer votes in FL nursing homes.

Romney is wildly popular in Southern Trailer Parks. I am talking ‘fire your all your guns in the air at once’ popularity.

Independent Gary Johnson undermines Romney’s numbers in Colorado and New Hampshire. Pot is the issue. After this election, Mitt should now try pot.

Paul Ryan wins! …his House seat back.

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The Senate will stay Democrat with a loss of one seat.

The Tea Party nuts in NJ, Missouri, Indiana and Ohio are kept out of the Senate chamber.

The House will stay Republican with a loss of 12 seats. Tea Party backlash.

The Tea Party will disavow Romney as an Etch-a-Sketch Conservative, and will clamor for True Conservative in 2016.

The PACS strategy of television ad bombardment is now seen as ineffective ‘throwing spaghetti at the wall’.

Hurricane Sandy distracts Americans in the last week of the election. Now news is All Obama–All the Time– 24/7. Mitt is hauling boxes of water bottles and it looks strained and staged.

Mitt supporters cry out: “Remember Romney did really well in the First Debate!” America digs out of the rubble, pumps out the basements, and tears out walls.

Poor timing can make us all look like Fools.

The real threat to Republicans in Demography.

Polls have a major flaw: They mostly sample land-line phones when 30-40% of Americans exclusively use mobile phones. Polls under sample the young, minorities and the on-the-go players. I give Obama an extra 5% on any phone poll

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The blame begins on Wednesday.

Romney hits the Jack Daniels. Maybe goes shopping for another younger trophy wife.

Obama winters in Hawaii.

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My friends and I are having an election night viewing party. There will be red and blue shots and a homebrewed batch of the White House Honey Ale made 7 weeks ago. We will all color in electoral maps making predictions for the final tally. The winner will get a gavel and sound block. Regardless of who wins or loses, a good time will be had.

I will deer hunt until dark– then walk home, shower, crack open a beer, and watch the election results. I will be glad when it’s over.

Watching to see if Romney is able to surpass 300 electoral votes.

The Democrats should not be rewarded for their appalling behavior since 2008. They have put naked partisan interest ahead of national interest. The extremism of his party and Ms. Pelosi is Mr Obama’s greatest handicap.

The outcome of the election was decided yesterday by the Redskins lose to Carolina.

The outcome of the Redskins game immediately before the Presidential election has determined the winner 17 of 18 times since the Redskins moved to Washington in the 50’s. When the Redskins lose, the incumbent is ousted; when they win the incumbent stays in office.

Sorry Barack you should have fielded a stronger team.

breakfast… vote .. go for a bike ride … attend a few meetings … walk the dog….make dinner and wash the dishes … read some … go to bed.

If you are tuning into “Election …Anything” – may I suggest the weather channel. The central outcome will directly impact you tomorrow, the graphics are much better, the computationally generated predictions are more accurate and the staff are generally more knowledgeable on the topic.

I will watch a movie, avoid at all cost the mainstream controlled media.

Voting for Obama or Romney is like choosing between death by hanging or firing squad. Either way you’re dead.

The same goes for choosing Republicans or Democrats. Each party replicates the other. On issues mattering most, not a dime’s worth of difference separates them.

They’re pro-corporate, pro-war, pro-Israel, anti-populist, anti-civil and human rights, and anti all values real democratic societies cherish.

I will watch the returns almost holding my breath and hoping however the returns go, the margin leaves no doubt about the winner. If it goes against my vote, I will probably just call it a night early. This has been the worst campaign I can remember and why people can’t make up their mind amazes me. If you can’t decide between Obama/ Romney, It has to be because you don’t know which Romney to vote for.

I will be on suicide watch, for myself.

Not really. I am already disgusted, at the fiasco the election has become, the Republicrats and Democans have made it impossible for third parties or non-establishment candidates–forget winning, even to have a serious voice in the campaign.

And the media, in the excessive focus on the horse race, and ignoring of what really matters, make it a joke. If I had a nickel for every time I’d heard the newsheads say “battleground states” or “swing states” I could buy a ticket to somewhere very far away and avoid the whole stinking mess.

Oh, I’ll vote, because there are many other important races and matters on the ballot, but I’ll be holding my nose until it hurts to avoid the stench of the two main presidential candidates.

I will be contemplating what Obama meant by bullying people into voting for him “for revenge”.

Revenge?

Against whom? For what reason?

Against the white folks? For having more wealth than black folks?

Or…..

Against rich folks? For having more wealth than black folks?

Which card is Obama playing? The race card? Or the Class-warfare card?

Maybe he will pull another “all-nighter”. College is where he belongs. Vague campaign slogans that mean nothing. Playing “cards” that only have meaning for college Leftists. A wide variety of bongs.

HarHarHar

After a full day of cooping, enjoy the festivities.

Imbibing/partaking, internet, walking, movies, MPR …

Voting. Maybe doing some laundry too.

After voting mid-day tomorrow, we’ll be having a bucolic dinner with friends on a farm far away from a television. Then, we’ll listen to MPR on the drive home with our newborn son -hopefully asleep!- in the backseat.

In spite all his faults I still believe Obama is the kind of president we need now and in the future. Sadly, his faults don’t appeal to the extremes of both parties. In the ideal world he should have been an independent, third party candidate. Also, when will intelligence stop being a negative.

I will be watching election coverage, waiting to find out the results of my city council race (since I am a candidate). Then the final marching band concert of the year for my sophomore son, then more election coverage.

I have to agree with the last poster and would add these few things I will be thinking about after casting my vote tomorrow.

1. Unemployment over 8% since Obama took office despite trillions in bailouts and stimulus. Actual unemployment 14% counting underemployed, part-time employment and those who have simply stopped looking for a job. Obama’s unkept promise 5%. 23 million Americans unemployed—the most since the depression of the ‘30s.

2. National debt under Bush 5 trillion. National debt under Obama 16 trillion. That exceeds the combined debt of all the so-called bankrupt countries of Europe. It would be impossible to pay off this debt in our lifetimes, so we are passing a 16 trillion debt to our children and grandchildren courtesy of Obama. $136,000 for every American family. Taxes are going up a lot in the coming years under Obama. That is a given regardless of your income.

3. Obamacare. The single most intrusive, most expensive and most reviled law ever passed. The worst parts not in effect until 2014 (how convenient). Doctors warn the cost of medical care will increase sharply while the quality of care declines precipitously. While concentrating all his effort on getting Obamacare passed the President totally ignores an economy in deep recession.

4. Obama becomes a dictator using “executive orders” to supersede laws passed (or not passed) by Congress (e.g. requiring churches opposed to birth control to pay for that coverage as a part of Obamacare). When Congress refuses to pass the “Dream Act” Obama uses “executive orders” to permit illegal aliens special status in the U.S.

5. Obama raids Medicare to the tune of 670 billion to finance his Obamacare.

6. Obama does have success in one area—he has succeeded in dividing this Country as it has never been divided. Haves versus have-nots, old versus young, White versus non-Whites, conservatives versus liberals, insureds versus non-insureds. Bitterness and antipathy are at a zenith under Obama’s mean-spirited leadership.

7. Failed bank bailout. Taxpayer money wasted—again.

8. Failed stimulus. Quoting a uniquely honest Obama administrator “We still don’t know where the money went.”

9. Obama refuses to enforce immigration laws, but he fights to keep Arizona and Texas from enforcing those same laws. (Remember the Latino vote could determine the outcome of the election, especially if Obama successfully eliminates the picture I.D. requirement—thus permitting illegals and dead people to vote—sometimes several times.)

10. “Obama transparency”—executive privilege claimed by Obama for “Fast and Furious”. A. G. Holder the first A.G. in history to be cited for Contempt of Congress for withholding thousands of documents on “Fast and Furious”.

11. Obama clamps down on private businesses costing thousands of private sector jobs while hiring 16,500 new I.R. S. “enforcers” to police Obamacare.

12. Iranian nukes. Obama sits on his hands while Iran builds nukes capable of reaching our troops in Afghanistan and in Europe. Obama turns his back on Israel when asked by them to help rid the mid-east of Iranian nukes.

13. Terrorists. Obama continues to treat them with kid gloves and tries to permit them to be tried in civil courts—something not even his Democratic allies approve of.

14. Energy. Obama succumbs to pressure from environmental extremists to virtually halt all coal and oil development in America although we have gigantic untapped natural resources. Obama refuses to O.K. the Keystone XL Pipeline which would bring oil from Canadian oil shale to the U.S. Tens of thousands of jobs are lost as a result. Not surprisingly, fall gasoline price is the highest in this nation’s history—quickly approaching $4/gallon.

15. Obama, the “food stamp President”, increases food stamps by 45% and uses another “executive order” to eliminate the work requirement for food stamp recipients. 45 million Americans on food stamps.

16. Obama refuses since his election to provide a budget as required by law and spends whatever he wants on whatever he wants.

17. Those receiving “entitlements” jumps from 6% in 1962 to 35% in 2012. This virtually assures that the vast majority of these recipients will vote Democrat to assure continuation of the “entitlements”.

18. Intelligence leaks. Obama’s Whitehouse staff leak national security secrets and Obama refuses to allow his staff to be interviewed by Congressional Investigators.

19. Joe “Big Mouth” Biden—a heartbeat from becoming President. Part of this frightening package.

20. Obama refuses to compromise on tax increases scheduled to begin in 2013—increases that will substantially raise taxes on middleclass Americans. C.B.O. estimates failure to extend these tax increases will raise unemployment to 9% and cost 2 million jobs.

21. While kissing the ring of a Saudi Prince Obama, declares that “America is not a Christian nation”. Obama and his family do not attend Christian worship services. Obama seems to have lost his zeal for the Christian religion since he left the fold of Rev. Jeremiah (God Damn America!) Wright—his last real pastor and confidant.

22. Obama begins his term by apologizing to Europeans for being “imperialists ” when in fact we saved the bacon of Europe from Nazi terrorism and Asia from Japanese dominance. Perhaps we could forgive Obama’s nescience (remember he wasn’t even born then), but he is obviously not a student of world history. America came out of WWII as the unquestioned superpower and savior of the World. Now insignificant countries thumb their noses at the U.S. and trash our embassies knowing it’s a “paper tiger” under Obama.

23. “You didn’t build it.” The now infamous quotation from Obama in a speech in which he deprecates private enterprise entrepreneurs and suggests the government can do everything better—the definition of socialism.

24. Afghan retreat. Obama labeled Iraq as “Bush’s War”. Afghanistan is definitely “Obama’s War”. Now unpopular, Obama is attempting to surrender to Al Qaeda and our troops are being killed by Afghan security forces trained by us. The Afgan war accomplished nothing and left us with many casualties—some with no limbs and many with traumatic brain damage.

25. “If I don’t get this done in three years, then this is going to be a one-term proposition.” (Barrack Obama, 2009) Let’s make his prophecy our hope and reality. America cannot survive another four years of Obama.

Tomorrow I’m going to watch Obama win a second term and watch Etch-a-Sketch Romney ride off into the Mormon sunset.

For the next 4 years I’m going to watch the economy and the country continue to recover under President Obama’s steady hand.

And I’m going to watch the Republican party embark on a 12-step program to attempt become relevant and reasonable again or suffer a similar loss in 2016 as its narrow, white, male base dies off and is replaced by no-one under the age of 30.