In honor of “Wait Wait,” write a news limerick

One year since the Question’s inaugural,

With thousands of answers (we’ve logged them all),

Let’s show our esprit

For “Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me!”

Today, we want five lines of doggerel.

Peter Sagal and Carl Kasell are doing their show from Minnesota this week. In their honor, Today’s Question invites you to post a news limerick. But remember … keep it clean.