Why university professors have it better than I do

Deadlines? What deadlines? (Renee S. Suen via Flickr)

Among the 10 least stressful jobs for 2014, as reported recently by The Wall Street Journal:

4. University Professor (Tenured)
Stress Score: 8.43


Among the 10 most stressful:

8.  Reporter (Newspaper)
Stress Score: 46.75

(I ain’t sayin’. I’m … just sayin’.)