Las Vegas — training ground for future lawyers?

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Here’s a doozie from the Las Vegas Sun:

Drunk New York college student hires a stripper while in Las Vegas.

She performs a lap dance and a sex act for $275.

He sues her for not spending enough time with him.

He reportedly says in his lawsuit:

“I would like the court to close the business. I also would like to get my $275 payment back and a $1.8 million verdict for the tragic event that happened.”

What I want to know is:

  1. What college does he go to?
  2. Should he be expelled for stupidity — or be recruited by its law school for his chutzpah?