During these cold snaps, we in the media struggle for new ways to tell you how cold it is, as if you don’t already know.
When it’s -25 wind chill and the dog poops and pees right away pic.twitter.com/m4x6CPbunZ
— Mike Durkin (@DurkinFox9) January 29, 2019
It’s time we adopt the “Oh, heck no, I’m not peeing out there” scale.
Other possibilities: How about a “I just had to bring the beer in from the garage” watch?