Indiana man ‘died knowing the Blues Brothers was the best movie ever’

Terry Wayne, of DeMotte, Ind., died on Tuesday. He is survived by an obituary that makes us wish we’d known him.

Terry Wayne Ward, age 71, of DeMotte, IN, escaped this mortal realm on Tuesday, January 23rd, 2018, leaving behind 32 jars of Miracle Whip, 17 boxes of Hamburger Helper and multitudes of other random items that would prove helpful in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Terry is survived by his overly-patient and accepting wife Kathy, who was the love of his life (a fact she gladly accepted sympathy for during their 48 years of marriage). He is also survived by daughters Rebecca (William) and Jean (Jeff); sister Linda; brother Phil; grandchildren: Alexander and Hannah Hines (The Mesopotamians), Daphne and Erin Pistello (The Daffer and Peanut), Brendan and Owen Lahm (Phineas and Ferb) and Tessa McMurry (Smiley).

He is preceded in death by his parents Paul and Bernice Ward, daughter Laura Pistello, grandson Vincent Pistello, a 1972 Rambler and a hip.

Terry graduated from Thornridge High School in South Holland, IL, where only three of his teachers took an early retirement after having had him as a student. He met the love of his life, Kathy, by telling her he was a lineman – he didn’t specify early on that he was a lineman for the phone company, not the NFL. Still, Kathy and Terry wed in the fall of 1969, perfectly between the Summer of Love and the Winter of Regret.

Terry volunteered his service in the United States Army and was an active combat Veteran in the Viet Nam War.

He retired from AT&T (formerly Ameritech, formerly formerly Indiana Bell) after 39 years of begrudging service, where he accumulated roughly 3,000 rolls of black electrical tape during the course of his career (which he used for everything from open wounds to “Don’t use this button” covers).

He enjoyed many, many things. Among those things were hunting, fishing, golfing, snorkeling, ABBA, hiking Turkey Run, chopping wood, shooting guns, Bed Bath & Beyond, starlight mints, cold beer, free beer, The History Channel, CCR, war movies, discussing who makes the best pizza, The Chicago White Sox, old Buicks, and above all, his family.

He was a renowned distributor of popsicles and ice cream sandwiches to his grandchildren. He also turned on programs such as “Phineas and Ferb” for his grand-youngins, usually when they were actually there.

He despised “uppity foods” like hummus, which his family lovingly called “bean dip” for his benefit, which he loved consequently. He couldn’t give a damn about most material things, and automobiles were never to be purchased new. He never owned a personal cell phone and he had zero working knowledge of the Kardashians.

Terry died knowing that The Blues Brothers was the best movie ever, (young) Clint Eastwood was the baddest-ass man on the planet, and hot sauce can be added to absolutely any food.

Tremendous and heartfelt thanks go to the truly exceptional nurses at Southlake Methodist Hospital Neuro-Intensive Care Unit, who provided much more than nursing care for Terry, but also provided a peaceful and compassionate environment during his transition from this life to the next.

Friends can visit with the family on Saturday, January 27, from Noon until the time of the Funeral Service at 4:00 PM, with Pastor Mark Wilkins officiating, at Geisen Funeral, Cremation & Receptions Centre, 606 E. 113th Ave., Crown Point, IN. Services will conclude at the funeral home.

Memorial donations in Terry’s name can be made to your favorite charity or your favorite watering hole, where you are instructed to tie a few on and tell a few stories of the great Terry Ward.

(h/t: Steve Inskeep)

  • MikeB

    Now THAT is how you write an obituary!

    • Gary F


  • Robert Moffitt
    • Gary F

      Great movie.

    • Jack Ungerleider

      I personally like the Ray Charles scene myself.

      • MikeB

        There are only great scenes and music in The Blues Brothers. Nothing else.

        • Jay Sieling

          There is more. It is a classic hero’s journey – Joseph Campbell style – an expression of universal myth AND good music and great lines! “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses”.

    • RBHolb

      Taking off your apron and throwing on the counter is the universal symbol for “Let’s boogie.”

  • Veronica

    He enjoyed Bed Bath and Beyond? I didn’t know anyone did.

    What a good man.

  • Bridget L.

    Would have loved to have a beer or two around a bonfire with Terry.

    • Gary F

      There would be plenty to talk about.

  • crystals

    You know it’s a good obituary when there are multiple lines that make you giggle out loud while thinking the people who knew this guy must have really loved him a lot, and are really going to miss him. Bean dip!

  • Jack

    He must have really loved the ’72 Rambler.

    Wonder if he was the ghost-writer for the obit?

  • Gary F

    My only real question was his love for ABBA?

    • X.A. Smith

      Understandable, but go back and listen. Terry was on to something.

    • ec99

      It didn’t say their music. Frida’s and Agnetha’s legs were to die for.

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  • Rob

    Anyone who understands that //hot sauce can be added to absolutely any food// is truly sagacious and discerning.

  • jrnfla

    Sounds like the proverbial “salt of the earth” person. Most males can “father” children but it takes a real man to be a “dad!” Sounds like Terry was indeed a “dad!” Semper fi!