Our long drought of creepy clown sightings has finally been broken and for this we thank you, Wisconsin.
A disheveled clown — we never get tired of using the word in a NewsCut post — has been walking through Green Bay carrying four black balloons.
The first sighting occurred on Monday, WBAY reports.
The police say there’s nothing they can do; there’s nothing illegal about being a creepy clown, especially in Green Bay.
A year ago, a clown stalked another Wisconsin city. The Waukesha clown wore an orange jumpsuit. It turned out to be a teenager just looking to rile up the town.