Hunt is on for stolen corn roaster


Here’s a question for the muttonhead who stole El Burrito Mercado’s corn roaster over the weekend: What are you going to do with a corn roaster?

From the We Can’t Have Nice Things file comes the story of the weekend heist.

El Burrito Mercado reported on its Facebook page that it had several festivals with the corn roaster and didn’t secure it well enough on Saturday. Even though it was at a hidden spot on the property, someone drove in and drove off with it.

This guy.


The corn roaster belonged to Milissa Silva Diaz’ father, she wrote on her Facebook page and says it’s “more personal than anything.” Her dad and brothers worked hard to buy them, she said.

“We are looking at scrap yards, and/or anyone that suddenly opens a corn stand!” she says.

Do that thing you do, Internet.