Happy holidays ad: Man fakes death to get his kids to visit

It’s not even December yet and we have a clubhouse leader in the “Tear my guts out, why doncha?” competition for 2015.

You don’t need to know German.

Man fakes own death to get his kids to visit. No guilt, though, people.

  • Khatti

    I actually recognize one of the kids from a crime series I’m watching right now on Amazon.

  • Khatti

    It just occurred to me, if you’re high enough up the corporate food-chain it’s probably easier to get off for funerals than Christmas.