Dances with turnips

Let he (or she) who has never danced with a turnip cast the first stone!

The White House has released its most bizarre Vine in American history after the First Lady was asked during a Vine Q&A yesterday “How many calories do you burn every time you ‘turn up’?!”

Says The Washingtonian:

The only failing of the First Lady’s video was that chef Sam Kass wasn’t in the background shouting “Fire it up loud/Another round of sprouts!” while throwing alfalfa in the air. Other that that: perfection. All we can do now is hope for a sequel. Kale Me Maybe?

(h/t: Hart Van Denburg)