The Guinness people are teasing the release of their new book of records, the 60th anniversary of the thing.
The category is “world’s longest tongue,” and we’ve got nothing to add. Nothing.
This doesn’t impress you?
How about the farthest distance of an arrow shot with someone’s feet?
Or the most number of pop cans opened by a parrot?
Bob Collins retired from Minnesota Public Radio in 2019 after 12 years of writing NewsCut and pointing out to complainants that posts weren’t news stories. A son of Massachusetts, he was a news editor 1992-1998, created the MPR News regional website in 1999, invented the popular Select A Candidate, started several blogs, and every day lamented that his Minnesota Fantasy Legislature project never caught on.
Bob Collins