‘We win! Let’s burn something’

Your parents must be so proud, Iowa State students.

In Ames early this morning a riot broke out during Veishea, which is billed as the annual “showcase for the university and alumni.” One student was seriously hurt during the showcase, the Des Moines Register reports.

In Storrs, Conn., this week, students celebrated the NCAA men’s basketball championship in the streets, because nothing proves you’re number one like flipping a few cars over and smashing some windows.

Curiously, it’s also how you show you’re #2 in Kentucky (language warning).

Last night, the UConn women’s basketball team won the national championship game and, again, fans hit the streets. This time, however, there was no vandalism.