The scourge of public wedding proposals

Here’s my theory: The bigger public spectacle you make of your wedding proposal, the shorter your marriage.

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Here’s the article in the Toronto Star with today’s front-page proposal. Any minute now we’ll find out whether she says “yes.”

Can’t wait.

Update 12:49 p.m. – She said “yes,” but now the best part of the story is she doesn’t subscribe to the paper.