Anatomy of a bike theft

Someone — well, these two kids, actually — stole Kathy Anderson’s son’s bike a few months ago, the Inver Grover Heights Patch reports. They didn’t know she had rigged up a a surveillance camera outside her home and got video of the perps.

The model citizens left their half bottle of brandy on her neighbor’s patio before riding off on the bike, which hasn’t been recovered, she says.

“I’m sure we will never see the bike again, but I can only hope the parents of these 2 morons see this,” she wrote.

(h/t: Randy Greenly)