Minneapolis: A warm Dallas

Perhaps you know the type. They got tickets weeks ago to the Super Bowl, and spent an inordinate amount of time working into the conversation the fact they were going to a warm, sunny place in the dead of winter… and you weren’t.

The current temperature in Dallas, Texas, the site of Sunday’s Super Bowl: 27 degrees.

The current temperature in Minneapolis: 34 degrees.

We should feel sorry for them.