On Friday night, the Minnesota Department of Public Health traced a salmonella outbreak to a peanut butter sold primarily to institutions such as nursing homes and schools.
Today, a press release from the the Minnesota Pubic Schools trumpets:
Minneapolis Public Schools not affected by King Nut peanut butter recall
And it takes the honor also for world’s shortest press release:
MINNEAPOLIS – MPS Nutrition Services does not serve peanut butter. We are not affected by the King Nut peanut butter recall.
A sign of my age, however, is that I think the big news here is that Minneapolis public schools don’t serve peanut butter. I’ll bet they don’t even have “mystery meat” anymore. The times have changed, you whippersnappers.