If the AIG bailout were a car loan…

The federal government, as you probably know by now, is bailing out the ailing AIG with an $85 billion loan. It’ll be paid back over two years as the insurance giant sells off its assets.

The terms: the LIBOR overnight rate banks lend to each other, plus an extra 8.5 percent for two years.

I figure the current LIBOR rate is 3.13%, so the total loan is 11.63%.

What if that were a car loan? How much would it mean to the old family budget? I fired up the Excel loan amortization schedule (which you can download and play with here).

Your first payment will be due in October:

Monthly payment: $3,986,574,012.02

Interest: $823,791,666.67

Principal: $3,162,782,345.35

Add an extra $39, of course, if the payment is late.

AIG should at least get a free toaster.