So what’s up with the UMN-Rochester Raptor thing?

Just don’t ask me my name. (MPR Photo / Alex Friedrich)

So let me get this straight:

The University of Minnesota – Rochester has no sports teams.

But it does have a mascot.

It’s a Raptor.

But it doesn’t have a name.

OK.

(UMR officials say they’ve been going through a selection process — and will reveal a name May 14. I can only imagine what it will be.)