Long tongues, can-opening parrots, and bow feet

The Guinness people are teasing the release of their new book of records, the 60th anniversary of the thing.

The category is “world’s longest tongue,” and we’ve got nothing to add. Nothing.

This doesn’t impress you?

How about the farthest distance of an arrow shot with someone’s feet?

Guinness World Records

Or the most number of pop cans opened by a parrot?

Guinness World Records

Here are some more records.

  • Gary F

    Each generation needs their Gene Simmons

  • boB from WA

    From the sublime to the ridiculous….

  • kevinfromminneapolis

    This has turned into mostly a joke. Or maybe it always was. Sort of like state fair food, what new crazy thing can we get attention with this year.