The evil of gossip (5×8-9/23/11)

A tribute to Eleanor Mondale, the homeless horseman, high school heroes, the marketing meat wagon, and the end of capitalism.


1) A TRIBUTE TO ELEANOR MONDALE

Today’s MPR commentary, by a friend of Eleanor Mondale, is as heartwarming a tribute to a pal as you’re likely to read anytime soon. Kim Kokich also takes a well-deserved swipe against gossip columnists who made Mondale, who died last week, a regular staple.

I read about her being a “wild child” and gossip magnet. Junk writing. She was a good, good person. She made mistakes, as we all do, but she was a family girl, a fair person and a hard worker.

I’ve been going through boxes of pictures, shoeboxes full of letters from her. Pictures of her with my first baby girl at the Chicago Zoo. Her emails are long gone, but her handwritten letters from Kenya, from Chicago, from New York, from L.A. — I’ve been reading them over and over.

…and…

Once, her parents were throwing a party at the vice president’s mansion and Andy Warhol was there. I hadn’t planned to stay, but she wanted me to. I hadn’t anything appropriate to wear so she lent me a dress. She would not let me slink away. She introduced me to everyone. “This is my friend Kim. She was a model … she danced ballet in New York,” and so on, and so on.

Many years later, for my 40th birthday, she flew into D.C. armed with two surprises for me. She knew I’d always wanted a Yorkshire terrier, and she knew I admired President Clinton. She arrived with a small puppy in her arms and a request for my Social Security number. She called me later that night, after we’d had dinner together, to say she’d arranged a meeting with him in the Oval Office.

The first thing out of her mouth to the president was something like, “This is my friend Kim. You should ask her about ballet. She knows what she’s talking about!” I was mortified, but honored.

It’s the kind of tribute to a friend that makes you feel cheated because you occasionally read the gossip, and ashamed because you allow it to define people.

2) THE HOMELESS HORSEMAN

One of these days, I’m going to put together a list of everyone who’s walking, riding, bicycling, or canoeing across the country for one cause or another. The latest visitor — Doc Mishler — pulled in to Grand Forks this week. On horse. Years ago, after a cancer diagnosis, he says, he gave up his life as a bail bondsman to ride across the country reminding people that God wants them to feed the hungry and homeless. He’s 75.

I try to live by the Sermon on the Mount,” he said of Jesus’ core teaching. “First seek the kingdom of heaven, then everything else you need will be provided.”

It seems to work before visitors’ eyes: he’s given an extra sandwich at the Emerado Subway Restaurant, as well as a blessing for the road.

He gets help with his horses wherever they go.

The Settle Inn in Grand Forks gave him a room free Wednesday night after the manager met him. Thursday morning, a man came by as Mishler was saddling up and pressed cash in his hand.

“People love the horses,” Mishler said.

He sold his home and 40 acres in Choteau, Mont., in the summer 2002, and has wandered since, mostly on horseback. From Montana to Texas, California, Florida, Washington, D.C., and New York, not necessarily in that order.

His claims of being a former college professor are phony, the Grand Forks Herald says.

3) THE HEROES OF HIGH SCHOOL

Josh Ripley at Andover High School finished dead last in a cross country meet recently in Lakeville. Another competitor was badly hurt along the course, so Ripley scooped him up and ran with him. Two-hundred-sixty other runners didn’t.

4) THE MARKETING MEAT WAGON

NFL players certainly got upset yesterday when they saw this ad on NFL.com.

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Jamaal Charles of the KC Chiefs is the guy being wheeled off the field. It was a real injury — a torn ACL, which has a way of ruining careers. Some people, including the Vikings’ punter Chris Kluwe, were not pleased that a real person’s tragedy was being used by marketers for the league.

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Charles’ injury affected a lot of fantasy football team owners, but that’s not really the point. The NFL took down the ad and says it wasn’t supposed to go public and, besides, it was only up for about an hour, which — in the era of Twitter — is an eternity.

5) THE END OF CAPITALISM

At least one TV news show opened today’s segment by announcing we may already be in a recession. The equity markets shed more people’s retirement money. Things are bad and the BBC is asking whether this lost decade proves that capitalism doesn’t work?

Capitalism has passed the west by, it’s an “east thing” now, said one expert.

Another took the unusual step of explaining an economic model through slavery:

You could argue that slavery was the first attempt to under-price resources. When slavery came to an end there was colonisation, which was again an attempt by the capitalist model to use resources cheaply. With the end of colonies, we had the globalisation argument of economic growth and then the globalisation of finance.

Yesterday, MPR’s Midmorning considered America’s rising poverty rate, a discussion which has usually involved someone else. The opening of the phone lines, however, was a bucket of cold water. Poverty is working its way up the economic ladder. Most compelling, perhaps, was the woman who called who said her husband took a job in Texas, but they couldn’t sell their house in Minnesota (presumably, without going underwater). So he’s working in Texas. His family is still here in Minnesota. It’s been three years.

This morning, NPR looks at the future of young people who want to get into farm ownership. Bottom line: There isn’t one.

Bonus: Your moment of Minnesota zen.

Friday timewaster: Draw a stickman.

TODAY’S QUESTION

General Mills has hired the stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong to help promote a line of brownies. A video invites viewers to “get high … on fiber.” Today’s Question: Is using Cheech and Chong to promote brownies genius, folly or something else?

WHAT WE’RE DOING

Midmorning (9-11 a.m.) – First hour: As GOP presidential candidates continue to jockey for support, we assess last night’s latest debate performances in Florida. Who seemed most “presidential”? What issues took center stage?

Second hour: The death of serendipity.

Midday (11 a.m. – 1 p.m.) – First hour: State demographer Tom Gillaspy analyzes the census data on poverty.

Second hour: Bill McKibben and Paul Hawken at the Commonwealth Club.

Science Friday (1-3 p.m.) – First hour: Why are big wildfires happening more often?

Second hour: A look at the puzzling geology of the Grand Canyon.

All Things Considered (3-6:30 p.m.) – Two local poets who hold a joint launch party for their new collections of poetry (“Whorled” and “Song I Sing” respectively) tomorrow talk about poetry, Asian American culture in Minnesota, and read a few poems. MPR’s Euan Kerr reports.