Campaign caption contest

Mary Lucia’s dog, Smudge, is perfect for a poster with the appropriate caption. And it’s become a News Cut tradition — two makes it a tradition — to hold the caption contest summarizing the various campaigns.

A favorite from two years ago:

“Why can’t I vote? All those dogs in Chicago can…”

The rules are simple. Make us laugh.

  • Bob Moffitt

    If Ole Savior doesn’t win THIS time, i’m just going to cry!

  • Ben Chorn

    Is social security going to run out by my retirement age in dog years?

  • derek

    I vote for a candidate I can see eye to eye with.

  • Shannon Drury

    You wouldn’t stomp on a head this cute, would you?

  • vjacobsen

    Seriously? You believe that crazy talk? Though, as a dog, I’ll admit I can smell bull—- better than most.

  • Bismuth

    Glen Bark makes me sad.

  • brian

    I just voted for Lizard People.

  • andy

    “Sigh, voting between the two major parties is like choosing between a bath and trip to the vet.”

  • Heather

    No. More. Robo calls!

  • Jon

    You’re taxing dog treats to pay for cat toys?

  • MR

    Why can’t I vote again? This year I hear even the dead dogs in Chicago get to vote.

  • Shane

    No matter how hard I try, I can’t seem to find where the left and right meet…

  • Hilary

    Smudge – a dog of a candidate who is really a dog.

  • MJC

    I’m so bored with the U.S.A.!

  • Matt

    *sniff* *sniff*

    That smell?

    That wasn’t me…it was “Jim, The Election Guy.”