Five at 8 – 4/9/09

Pirates, plastic surgery, portly pupils, pencil sketches, and paper clippy. All in one, ummmm, post.

  • Los Angeles media covers plastic surgery the way Minnesota covers hockey. But this is a different yarn to give you a Thursday lift. It’s the story of Ana Rodarte, who suffers from neurofibromatosis, which made her retreat from the world. It’s a story of how a plastic surgeon is changing her life, and a reminder, too, that we often are surrounded by Neanderthals, like the community college administrator who tried to put her in a class for learning disabled, because her face was disfigured. One interesting aspect of the story: it shifts to first-person storytelling partway into it. Very odd. (Los Angeles Times)
  • In Massachusetts, the schools are going to start sending notes home with students if they’re getting obese. This is an effort that started a few years ago in Arkansas and, yes, I know you can see it coming: How does this impact the kid’s self-esteem? Self-esteem, schmelf esteem! A Star Tribune article today says we’ve gone too far on that scene anyway.
  • So the spies have put trojan horses on the nation’s electric grid? Some say it’s overhyped speculation, but utility companies have been absolutely silent on the story; that’s not a good sign. As for the counterstrike, I say let’s go with the nuclear option : Let’s put Clippy on their systems.
  • Announcing the Stick Figure Science Contest. Florida Citizens for Science is holding a contest, soliciting cartoons that explain scientific flaws in the discussion of evolution. The organizer asks, “what can you make fun of while trying to educate the public?” I ask: What can’t you?
  • There’s not much the U.S. can do to prevent the kind of piracy we’re seeing off the coast of Somalia this week, the Associated Press reports. Still, there’s quite a show of force being assembled. The Web site for the USS Bainbridge, a destroyer that’s leading the pack, isn’t working today; at least for me.

    WHAT’S ON TODAY?

    Midmorning – In the first hour, Kerri Miller asks, “Has America moved to the left?” A wild guess based on the November election results: Yes. In the second hour, mystery author Walter Mosley.

    Midday — The second crest of the Red River in Fargo. MPR’s Dan Gunderson will be the guest and there’ll be an appearance by one of the most intriguing people in the upper Midwest — Fargo Mayor Dennis Walaker. One of the best quips I heard when I was in Moorhead a few weeks ago was, “When Walaker says ‘no,’ it doesn’t mean, ‘let’s talks about it.’”

    Here’s the flood forecast as of 7AM.

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    As near as I can tell, the forecast is running about a half-foot higher than it was yesterday. But the actual river level today is still going down.

    Talk of the Nation — Neal Conan decodes Robert Gates’ defense budget, which gives me an excuse to slap some Daily Show stuff here.

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    In the second hour, they’ll talk about gay marriage.

    All Things Considered – Say, what happens to Worldperks after all evidence that Northwest Airlines ever existed is extinguished? Marty Moylan has the answer.

    The folks in Washington will also look at Frank Zappa’s legacy, tightly controlled – it says here — by his widow and child. And David Was has recommendations for what music to play while you’re doing your taxes. See, that’s why they call it All Things Considered.

    DON’T MISS

    Professor Tim Nelson’s explanation of why it’s hard to forecast flooding in the Red River. If I pass this course, I’m hoping to take Fargo Mayor Walaker’s class, “How to use gut feel and experience to correctly predict a flood crest.”