If you’re under a certain age in Minnesota, you can’t buy a can of spraypaint because you might paint a bridge or railroad car with it. You can’t buy an American flag that’s not made in America because it might…. well, I haven’t quite figured out why yet. But if you want to buy a laser pointer, you can walk right in to the laser-pointer store, pay your money, and walk out with a weapon that could bring down a plane load of people, apparently.
Officials in the Twin Cities reportedly are investigating nine cases of someone with laser pointers shining them at jets, potentially blinding the pilot.
It’s happening around the country and, according to some news reports, with increasing frequency:
On Monday, police in California arrested a 50-year-old man and charged him with shining a laser pointer on a traffic helicopter. The man is a laser pointer salesman and may have been upset about the helicopter hovering around his home.
In the UK last month, a teenager got a suspended 20-week jail term for pointing one at a police helicopter.
In Scotland recently, the pilots of a 747 had to cover their eyes in the last seconds of their flight, a newspaper reported. That’s not a good thing.
Back in the ’90s, someone in Woodbury shined a laser pointer into the eyes of opposing quarterbacks for North St. Paul. That community’s then-state-rep, Betty McCollum, filed a bill to make it a crime. It passed the Senate 6-0, but died in the House in 1999, and nobody’s taken up the cause since as near as I can tell.
And that’s an odd thing, perhaps, in a country that raced to ban mouthwash, toothpaste, and bottles of water from carry-on after someone figured out that somehow they could be used as weapons against airplanes.