Morning decisions

Let’s see: Garrison Keillor selling one mansion to buy another or the first sighting of the Hexopus?

Keillor. Hexopus. Keillor. Hexopus. (coin flip)

Hexopus!

Other stories ranking higher than the current reading on the Keillor-O-Meter:

*Feds move against NCAA pools in government offices.

*Hogs battle beetles in apple orchard

*Moses was high, researcher claims